Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables
Only a few people will get this
It’s got nearly 41k notes. I think more than a few people have got this.
I keep seeing things about Sherlock being on a 2 year hiatus and how horrible it was or whatever.
And I’m just sitting here like
I don’t think I want anything to come back quite as much as I’d like to see Homestar Runner come back.
I still have not forgiven my father for losing my Teen Girl Squad shirt.
I hope Dick uses really silly codewords when he’s out in the field like he’ll just shout tHE DINGLE IS IN THE DANGLE I REPEAT THE DINGLE IS IN THE DANGLE OVER and Bruce is just like wh a t doeS that mEAN W HAT WHat’s the diGanGLE?? ? ? FUckinH and Alfred’s in the cave like master richard no stop immediately don’t put your dingle in anyone’s dangle pls think of timothy
Au fics with the boys as bakers/bakery owners, with a few random non-baker boys baking fics in there just cause.
I did this list for myself tbh, and there are a few really interesting WIPs that I came upon that I’ll have to check back on later in the year to see if I can add them to the list!
Meanwhile. Enjoy >_<
- Title: Adventures in Baking
Word Count: 1695
Summary: Baking a pie couldn’t be harder than driving, or so Cas thought. Without Sam’s aid, he’s left to his own devices and for someone who hadn’t even made toast, it was a challenge he was definitely not prepared for. But Dean deserved pie today of all days, and Cas would be making him one or he would die trying.
- Title: American Pie
Word Count: 1766
Summary:The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, right? Cas tries to make a pie for Dean. Short. Simple. Mild fluff. One-shot.
- Title: Apple Pie Life
Word Count: 5846
Summary: Dean is a lonely mechanic, and Castiel is a baker. Dean becomes infatuated with him and Castiel fills the empty void in his life.
- Title: Pie Days
Word Count: 1714
Summary: human!AU Cas bakes pies for a living
- Title: Burnt Cookies Taste Better
Word Count: 1800
Summary: Dean finds out that Castiel has never baked cookies…so Dean breaks into a bakery after midnight to show him how.
- Title: Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker
Word Count: 5157
Summary: A bakery just opened next door to Dean’s butcher shop, and Dean makes the mistake of telling Sam there’s no way to make pastry manly in front of the pastry chef himself.
- Title: Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker
Word Count: 5095
Summary: Castiel owns a bakery and wins Dean over by slowly feeding him delicious things day by day.
- Title: funfetti is best
Word Count: 1431
Summary: Sam has failed to bring Dean pie, yet again. Apparently he thinks that leaving Dean, Castiel, and a box of Pillsbury cake mix is a wise decision.
- Title: Kiss the Cook
Word Count: 1483
Summary: Boredom turns to productivity as Cas and Dean discover the joys of baking together.
- Title: kiss the frown from your face
Word Count: 3508
Summary: Dean gets a job in a bakery, dates his boss, and crashes on his brother’s couch. Sam has an expression for everything. Jess and Dean have a name for each one.
- Title: Pieradise
Word Count: 1235
Summary: Dean owns a bakery; Castiel is a painter fascinated by the idea of angels. They find each other, thanks to coffee and cupcakes.
- Title: Pity Party Pie
Word Count: 15186
Summary: Dean just moved to Pontiac, Illinois to get a change of local. New in town, he’s having a hard time dealing, until he finds a bakery that claims to have the best pie around. It helps that one of the workers there is a rather attractive and friendly guy, with pretty blue eyes and an offer to show him around town.
- Title: Suprise: Baking
Word Count: 1143
Summary: Dean returns to their current motel to find that Cas has made cakes.
- Title: Like Winchesters for Chocolate
Word Count: 9500
Summary: Castiel doesn’t want to join his brother Gabriel in the family business (feeding people, sweetening things). So Gabriel hires Castiel’s crush, Dean, as a candy-making apprentice. But it turns out that when Dean makes sweets, they turn out… special. [WHAT?! chocolate making is baking..right…*cough*]
- Title: The Apple Pie Life
Word Count: 26,712
Summary: Dean Winchester and Castiel Milton could not seem more different. Dean is a traveling construction worker and Castiel a distance runner who owns the local bakery. And yet everything changes the moment Dean walks into Castiel’s Coveted Cakes & Pies for the first time, and the serendipitous encounter leaves both wanting more. [it seems to be a wip, but I’ve read it and it ends in a way that could be complete so…]
- Title: The Baking Angel
Word Count: 27546
Summary: Castiel and Gabriel have been running their bakeshop for thirty years, waiting for the Vessels to show and signal the end of the world. When the waiting ends, the two brother angels find their loyalties — and their world — changing. Romance, brotherly love, and a hefty dose of brown sugar.
- Title: The Internet is For Pie
Word Count: 6254
Summary: Castiel has observed many curious customs of the human species; none is as fascinating as seduction via food.
- Title: Try the Pie
Word Count: 4274
Summary: Dean’s lived here for years, and never noticed the little bakery tucked away into the folds of the town. It’s small and unassuming, but inside is one of the most beautiful people he’s seen in his life.
- Title: A French Holiday
Word Count: 59.919
Summary: When D. Smith aka Dean Winchester, successful author and heavy smoker, had booked his recreational holiday to Le Havre, France, he hadn’t expected to meet the love of his life in a small café at the ocean. But apart from overcoming the language difficulties there is the certainty of Dean leaving in three months, that’s breaking Castiel’s heart…
- Title: Love Me Some Pie
Word Count: 9,447
Summary: After hearing Sam about the delicious pies at the new bakery near his work, Dean decides to try them. Not expecting to meet Cas, the hot baker, who really makes the best pies in Manhattan.
- Untitled baker!cas ficlet
- Title: Pies and Prejudice
Word Count: 97,327
Summary: Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass.
- Title: The Way to a Man’s Heart
Word Count: 15,564
Summary: Dean teaches Cas to cook, and other things as well.
- Title: Unique Cakes by Castiel
Word Count: 4,209
Summary: Castiel runs a cake shop and persuades Dean to do a little late night taste testing.
- Title: Sweet Tooth
Word Count: 1,051
Summary: The reason Dean visits the bakery every day may or may not have everything to do with the mysterious baker who works out back.
- Title: Spoonful of Sugar
Word Count: 1,990
Summary: Wherein Castiel is a baker who tries to guess his favourite customer’s favourite treat.
- Title: The Pumpkin Pie Started It
Word Count: 8118
Summary: Dean Winchester is your ordinary college student. He does his work, fixes cars, complains about being broke.Except when he visits the new campus bakery, he ends up getting more than the pie he asked for.
No but wait, you forgot the ultimate baking fic!
28. Title: PWP: Pie Without Plot
Word Count: ALL THE WORDS EVER (okay, 82500)
Authors: apocalypse-patisserie and orange_crushed who may or may not be on tumblr I do not know.
Summary: he is in the kitchen with flour on his hands and an apron and there is flour on his forehead and cas leans across the counter and wipes it off with his thumb and dean says “thank you” and cas says “you’re welcome” very seriously and later dean makes apple turnovers and he only ruins them a little and sam realizes it’s not a real hunt like four days into it and he lets dean stay undercover for like a week and a half or longer maybe way longer because he is such a good everything
… which does not do justice to the awesomeness that is this fic because it is the ultimate comfort food fic and also absolutely adorable look and has the best characterisation and dialogue look I am going to pick a random passage and it will be great:
Dean’s toothbrush literally drops from his mouth into the sink and he stares at himself in the mirror as if every domineering, covetous thought that just ran commentary over him washing his best friend suddenly caught up with him.
He’s, like, seriously already fantasizing about how Cas is gonna torture him sexually when he clues in to what a freakshow Dean is some indeterminate time down the road.
It’s been ONE NIGHT. Like, it hasn’t been twelve hours.
Cas joins him at the sink and takes in his stillness, his shocked-wide eyes. He picks Dean’s toothbrush up and rinses it under hot water, wipes it off really well in the burning heat, and hands it back to him. He proceeds to stand there and blink at Dean until Dean comes back to himself, reapplies toothpaste, and continues brushing his teeth.
SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU.
I suggested adding this fic earlier today as well, it’s literally become one of my absoute favs, also this is my most favourite passage ever
Cas stumbles out of the kitchen a minute later, red-faced, laughing harder than Sam has ever seen.
"The b-b-b-," and his speech totally collapses as he almost does, onto the floor in hysterics.
Dean comes out of the back, frowning, dumps a bowl of flour and sugar onto Cas’s head as he sprawls, gasping for air on the ground. He only laughs harder.
(Sam hears later about how the button on Dean’s pants had pinged off the stainless steel counter, ricocheted off the sink, and got stuck in the baguette dough Cas was rolling. Sam gets a surprise antiquing for his laughter, too.)
Also orange_crushed is robotmango on here, which is quite frankly the best blog on this entire website
#STOP IT#EVERYBODY’S PRECIOUS AND PERFECT#thank you#pie without plot#spn#fanfic
It’s your fault you wrote it I cannot help myself we’re the victims here really if you think about it.
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story