Arguing with some people is like trying to nail water to a tree. Ultimately you’ll achieve nothing, but it feels good to swing a hammer at something.

I just want someone to lean over and whisper those three words every girl wants to hear…

…”double dissolution election”

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via darkly-dreaming-doctor)

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

Jesusfuck share bottles here are 1.25L. How the fuck would you drink that much by yourself in one sitting?

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

Jesusfuck share bottles here are 1.25L. How the fuck would you drink that much by yourself in one sitting?

(via mischief-moose)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via mischief-moose)

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via mischief-moose)

quipquipquip:

I don’t like to be That Person, but please don’t repost or distribute TPC files. I didn’t pick up a second job because I have all this free time I don’t know what to do with. I want to be able to release new content regularly, but I can’t do that if I’m unable to support myself.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

(via captainraye)

Tags: STRAYA CUNT

riskpig:

standbyyourmantis:

Guys, my dash did THE BEST thing.

THE BEST

riskpig:

standbyyourmantis:

Guys, my dash did THE BEST thing.

THE BEST

(via cassandracaindesiresstuff)

edwardspoonhands:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Yeah, I can see why they wouldn’t just MAKE THIS MOVIE RIGHT DAMN NOW

(Source: fanbingblink, via captainraye)